If my snack kills me...

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/02/2017 at 18:31 • Filed to: None

...just remember that I liked Hupmobiles.

DISCUSSION (27)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:35

Ingredients list:

Frozen Surimi, Soybean Oil, Wheat Flour, Cheddar Cheese, Soy Protein, Sugar, Salt, Sorbitol, Mixed Onion Powder, Compounded Phosphate, Cheese Flavor Oil(!), Mixed Spice X-1 (!), Seasoning Liquid, Seasoning JMME-1731, Bulgogi Seasoning, Carrageenan WG-1, Seasoning (?), Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Erythorbate, Fiber Gel, Pregel(?)

Nothing suspicious or mysterious at all.

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:37

You’re like my brother with his Japanese snacks and drinks.

No, I take that back. What you have there looks much worse than anything he ever brought home.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:39

mixed spice x-1

sounds like the plot device of b-movie scifi

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
06/02/2017 at 18:41

Cheese Flavor Oil is my stripper name.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:43

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Does it taste more like epoxy or polyester?

CaptDale - is secretly British > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:44

Carrageenan WG-1

Sounds like a goddamn freeway name

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove
06/02/2017 at 18:44

It’s like a twice-as-rubbery baloney comprised of fish-flavored American cheese. With kind of a metallic tang. The tubes are clear plastic with metal crimps on the ends (!) and the container has a slot in the top as if it’s a piggy bank. The little Haepyo Fish Meat Sausage With Cheese mascot guy *does* have a cape, so that’s a plus.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
06/02/2017 at 18:46

Well, it’s kind of like a fish oil Omega 3 supplement wrapped in a slice of American cheese. So... linoleum.

Aaron M - MasoFiST > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:46

From Wikipedia: “ Surimi ( Japanese : / ? , “ ground meat ”) refers to a paste made from fish or other meat.” Types of fish or, indeed, meat, are unspecified.

It’s the FIRST INGREDIENT

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:46

I’d bet money the slot is a gas release valve to prevent pressure build up as it ferments.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Aaron M - MasoFiST
06/02/2017 at 18:47

SUPER FISH EXTRA PASTE

Aaron M - MasoFiST > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:48

“In Britain the product is called ‘Seafood Sticks’, as calling it fish is considered false advertising.”

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CaptDale - is secretly British
06/02/2017 at 18:49

Mmm, intestinal freeway. Actually, if anything in this were to Surprise Gut Attack you, it might well be the sorbitol. Depending on how much and one’s sensitivity.

RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 18:50

I’m going to remember that you ate some weird shit with a caped dick on the label.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove
06/02/2017 at 18:51

That’s totally unfair. I got it two weeks ago and it still has nearly a month of shelf life. Hmm, actually that’s not that long at all.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Aaron M - MasoFiST
06/02/2017 at 18:52

SUBSTANCE WHICH MAY BE FISH-LIKE IN IMPORTANT WAYS LIKE PROTEIN COMPOSITION. Hey, it does have 5% of daily value of protein per squishy tube.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench
06/02/2017 at 18:53

Probably a better thing to remember as a cautionary thing - not that you were going to eat one anyway.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 19:18

RIP

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/02/2017 at 19:20

Kinja'd!!!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CaptDale - is secretly British
06/02/2017 at 19:21

or a crappy spaceship from Aliens.

Svend > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/02/2017 at 19:39

‘Fish-meat-sausage’? with cheese?

Why?

What?

Erm!

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Aaron M - MasoFiST
06/02/2017 at 19:41

One of the eccentricities of UK law is that the penalties for false advertising are much higher than the penalties breaking food safety regs by feeding you rat, cat, or whatever. Never, ever have the “meat curry”.